Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30456764-20161108211340/@comment-29936742-20161108235600

You put wood in a bowl add water and add baking soda

"[...] Get inside that bowl and skurrt skurrt skurrt"

Take a whisk, start flicking ur wrist

the result of this will be doped up wood-mix (the equivalent of lumber tycoon 2 crack because everyone will come running for ur ultra rare wood)

Post up on the block near the wood drop off

start slinging rare mixed wood... when u see kids walk by go

"Aye yo g u lookin for that coke tho?"

Sell the wood u got from the bowl, gg, profit.

Wash, rinse repeat.