Board Thread:The Lumber Tavern/@comment-27452211-20160202050512

C'mon now, we've all had the day when we were like:

So I'm gonna show you newbies how to play this game, and become a pro in it.

First, once you get into the game, you need to go to Wood R Us, the store with a beard:

Alright, you see the store good!

Now what you need to do is, buy an axe, of course! Everyone needs axes in Lumberland, because axes are awesome.

So go into the pretty Wood R Us, go to the first shelf, buy a basic hatchet, yellow box:



So click on 'em, drag 'em to the counter, and then talk to our best friend Thom, of course!

Put the hatchet box on the counter, Press 'E' to talk to Thom, press 'Yes' to buy the axe!



Yeah, seems nice.

Of course then, you'll go and chop down wood, because thats what you do in Lumberland!

(TO BE CONTINUED) 