User blog:RustyPipez/How tf does one even

So there's a badge on this Wikia that you can get by editing 100 times in a day (Caffeinated). Let's do some math here, shall we?

There are 24 hours in a day. There are 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 x 24 = 1440. So there are 1440 minutes in one day. But humans spend 1/3 of their life sleeping, so they have 2/3 of their life to do other things. 2/3 of a day is 16 hours or 960 minutes.

Most people on this Wikia go to a school of some sort. Even Panpoppular, a mod rumoured to be the oldest person on this Wikia, goes to university. In my school, we go to school for 7 hours a day. 16 - 7 = 9 hours, which is 540 minutes.

Don't forget, there are all those other activities you do other than school and sleeping, like eating, homework, study, other things. That leaves us at about 5 hours. 5 hours is 300 minutes. Since we need 100 edits, 300/100 is 3, which means that if you want to get this badge, you would need to edit at an average speed of one edit every three minutes, which is well enough to get you blocked for spamming edits.

Don't even get me started on weekends. Okay, you got a crappy sleep schedule. I got that. Instead of sleeping for 1/3 of the day, maybe you would sleep for 1/4 of day, which is 6 hours. That gives us 18 hours to do stuff, but don't forget all the other things that you do on weekends. So that leaves you at about 15 hours which is 900 minutes. If you were to dedicate all that time to the Wikia, you would need to edit once every 9 minutes (900/100), and that's well over the spam levels you need to get blocked.

SO HOW TF DID 6 PEOPLE MANAGE TO GET THE BADGE??!!