Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27854833-20161002020941/@comment-27942689-20161012144740

Legofries wrote: I'll be completely honest here.


 * If they're a starter with 20 money, I'd say "no dude, read the tutorial".
 * If they know how to play but are lazy, I'd tell them to farm some mountain/birch/white wood, as it's a good way to start out.
 * If they've got a gosh darn Sawmax 02, I'd tell them "Google 'Lava Wood Farming Tips' ".

But, if ever they ask "lego pls 20k", I'd tell them this:

"Dude, think about what you're asking for a moment. If I were to be generous as you want me to, I'd lose money in an instant because there's so many lazy people like you. Work for your money as I did, it's not that hard. Just don't be lazy and be patient. If you're not patient, this game isn't for you and you should quit."

LumberJunkie wrote: Yes, same with me. I played during the release stages *Back when Alpha Axe was still in shop* but still, what if a 7 year old doesnt know how to play? I'd lead him to the shop to get him to know the tutorial. If he doesn't know how to chop a tree even if I tell him how to buy the basic hatchet, despite the tutorial being so clear and basic, I'll be honest, I'd rather go away from him and let someone else do the job.

But, if they're asking for about a small bit of cash, I'd give them 500 cash knowing I have about a measely 120,000 cash more or less. 500's a good head start, and these poor guys deserve to not have the "starting grind" phase of the game.

''But them asking for 20k is just disturbing and inconsiderate. I'd give them willingly if I were a duper/hacker who had 100,000,000,000 to spare for everyone, but goodness, it's about 17% of all my cash! Just 6 more lazy people and I'll be broke as heck!''

=Am I being a bad person?= not at all, infact, I took 5 newbies to top of volcano and showed them the lava trees. If someone comes and begs for oney I'll just ask them to fork off