Board Thread:The Lumber Tavern/@comment-26239209-20151011090927/@comment-64.228.175.125-20151012205254

Scientist have discovered a strange green particle that has a strange effect on wood, causing them to automatically be perfectly sawn into perfect squares/planks, and so people all around the world go crazy for being a lumberjack while Wood R Us, the leading company in everything wood uses the green particle to turn the wood into every day objects and pay people for it.

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