User blog comment:SgtPugsly/TheLegend27/@comment-27665933-20161218005240

What are you guys playing? I’m supposed to be Lumber Tycoon 2™ but this one pro keeps judging my gameplay. Is it TheLegend27?! Yeah, TheLegend27. Who is the legend 27? Some say TheLegend27 is the first Lumber Tycoon 2™ player ever. Born from the studio. I heard, TheLegend27 can make a plank finer than a sawmill. I heard TheLegend27 once deforested an entire biome with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape… WHAM!!! Just like that! collective gasps Iphone Notification What? No, no no no, no no no! Iphone Notification That’s impossible! “TheLegend27” has taken my lava wood! Mine too! Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad. You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea. Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact YOUR MOM!