User blog:JakesRevenge/Fastest Way To Get Money

This was probably my most time-consuming project of them all. Many Jakes died to bring you this information. I'm glad I did it, though, because I started with $16 and finished with $50,000+. So here's a shot at explaining what's going on here.

Procedure
I took a Val's All-Purpose Hauler full of wood and took it to my sawmills. I then milled the wood and sold it to the Wood Dropoff.

MPM Calculation Formula
[Money Earned/Time in 100ths of seconds]x6,000=MPM (MPM=Money Per Minute and is rounded to nearest integer)

Time Deductions
Some things that take time are deducted from total time, others aren't. Here's what does and doesn't deduct time: Deducts Time Wood spilling due to glitching Stopping to talk to friends Stopping to blacklist people Doesn't Deduct Time Wood spilling due to bad driving Waiting for the Ferry Waiting for the Bridge

That's all I've ever wanted to tell you about making money fast. It seems that the fastest way is collecting Lava Wood, whether you have a Fire Axe or not. On a side note, I used an End Times Axe for all the tests except the one where I collected Lava Wood with a Fire Axe. Please note that Palm Wood, Spook Wood, Sinister Wood, and Phantom Wood were not tested here, due to their inaccessibility without the use of glitches or miraculous luck.

Have fun getting millions! Pictures of my sawmill setup coming soon!