Talk:Basic Hatchet/@comment-33420196-20180129191539

I'm selling these axes for a new great deal! My store is SELLING OUT! Yes, you heard it right! We're selling all stock...we've always had great deals here, and now we have the all new SELL OUT DEAL  for a simple "Basic Hatchet" which you might obtain from Wood R Us we are selling too!

Don't let dirty old Thom scam you! Buy ours for only 19k per axe!

But wait! There's more! If you message me in the next thirty days, you can get three axes for the killer deal of.....drumroll please.....45k!!! A killer deal!

Wood R Us sales are cheaper, but our money goes to the ummmm...funding for American ummmm hungry people….umm yeah. That’s it. Either way, you can give me 19mil instead, because that has more zeros, which means it’s less. Are you reading this small print? You shouldn’t be! This is stuff you don’t need to know. Anyway, moving on, Hoover scams too. Which means the new roblox toy is a scam. Whoa...I just blew your mind, right? What am I talking about now? Ugh...get me out of this small print.